Today the Red Wings bring you a story about a dystopian time when the Wings have lost five straight games. The league overloads are telling you that the dynasty is dead and any attempts to rekindle that dynasty will be met with unwarranted penalties, notably to Todd Bertuzzi. The rest of the story after the jump…
This has made Wings fans question their players, coach, and the will to continue cheering, despite the fact that it’s only 1/8 of the way into the season. The fans voices have been silenced. In a dark corner, a frail creature that appears to be Ryan Lambert treats himself like an amusement park while he cackles manically at Detroit’s struggles. The evil dictator, Bettman, lines up Calgary to finish Detroit off.
But a hero awaits. Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Lidstrom and Franzen will not go quietly into the night as just any old average team! This is the Red Wings we are talking about here. People will read about the dynasty again! And for that, Bettman’s evil minions in Calgary must be defeated. Just Win. LGRW.
(Credit to reader Josh Howard for his amazing photoshop skills. Seriously impressive.)