Off-Season Hobbies Part 1

After feeling slighted when replaced by Ben “Flash” Gordon on the Dr. Rahmani Eye Institute commercials, Pavel Datsyuk decided to start up his own eye surgery clinic.  Since he’s been described as “surgical” with a hockey stick, Pavel decided to use his RBK O-stick in a new blade-utilizing lasik procedure…the results were disasterous:

I’m not sure why Phil Jackson is there in his bath robe…