Back to the Desert

Last night, commissioner Bettman was pulled out of a very important meeting…


To be informed that his team had been shut out and has lost all momentum in the series against Detroit. 

“But I thought that Thindy wath playing againstht the Thenators….?”

After being informed that Colonel Sanders was in fact talking about the team that Gary actually owned and not his “model franchise”, Gary ordered that Colonel Sanders find more fans to pack into arena.

Colonel Sanders informed Gary that they had been trying to get people into the arena all season and despite being a play-off team for the majority of the regular season, they still only ranked 28th of 30 teams in attendance.

Gary ordered Colonel Sanders to comb the desert for fans…


…nothing yet.  What about you guys?


…I think we all know what they found.