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Pointless Preview: 12/3 vs Edmonton Oilers

Category #1: Best use of Photoshop

 

Edmonton: Zach Stortini, perennial fighter/cement head…

 

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Look up Kimbo Slice on Youtube, the old fights (the ones he used to win)

 

Detroit: Zetterberg/Lidstrom, two Swedes with attitude…

 

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Thank you, Nucks Misconduct.  Now S*ck it.

 

Winner: Edmonton

 

Category #2: Don’t Let Todd McFarlane Design Your Third Logo

 

Edmonton: This half oil drop, half metal cog thingy…

 

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Detroit: Told Michigan native and Spawn creator to stick to comic books, and stayed classy.

 

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Winner: Detroit

 

Category #3: We Over-Pay

 

Edmonton: Dustin Penner – 5 years and $21.25 million…nearly 10 times what he was making in Anaheim.  But wasn’t that whole Burke vs Lowe saga entertaining during the summer of 2007?

 

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Detroit:  Brian Rafalski – gets $6 mil a year, but has improved his career best output each year since joining the Wings

 

 

Winner: Detroit (Edmonton was paying their $4.25 million dollar man to ride the pine last season)

 

Category #4: Bad Buckets

 

Edmonton: Gretzky/Messier

 

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Detroit: McCrimmon

 

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Winner: Detroit…because McCrimmon’s helmet was so dysfunctional that it obviously compressed his brain causing him to completely forget how to coach a PK.

 

Prediction: I just have a feeling this game is going to be 1-0 or something crazy like 7-5…either way, Wings win.

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