Category #1: Best use of Photoshop
Edmonton: Zach Stortini, perennial fighter/cement head…
Look up Kimbo Slice on Youtube, the old fights (the ones he used to win)
Detroit: Zetterberg/Lidstrom, two Swedes with attitude…
Thank you, Nucks Misconduct. Now S*ck it.
Category #2: Don’t Let Todd McFarlane Design Your Third Logo
Edmonton: This half oil drop, half metal cog thingy…
Detroit: Told Michigan native and Spawn creator to stick to comic books, and stayed classy.
Category #3: We Over-Pay
Edmonton: Dustin Penner – 5 years and $21.25 million…nearly 10 times what he was making in Anaheim. But wasn’t that whole Burke vs Lowe saga entertaining during the summer of 2007?
Detroit: Brian Rafalski – gets $6 mil a year, but has improved his career best output each year since joining the Wings
Winner: Detroit (Edmonton was paying their $4.25 million dollar man to ride the pine last season)
Category #4: Bad Buckets
Winner: Detroit…because McCrimmon’s helmet was so dysfunctional that it obviously compressed his brain causing him to completely forget how to coach a PK.
Prediction: I just have a feeling this game is going to be 1-0 or something crazy like 7-5…either way, Wings win.