Category #1: Our Very Existence is a Conflict of Interest
Category #2: Attendance
According to ESPN’s numbers…
Category #3: We’ve Won a Play-off Series in the 2K Decade
Phoenix: Ask the people of Winnipeg the last time this team won a series in the Stanley Cup Play-offs.
Detroit: Let’s see:
2000: Beat Los Angeles
2001: Who cares?
2002: Beat Vancouver, St. Louis, Colorado, and Carolina (won the Stanley Cup)
2003: Who cares?
2004: Beat Nashville
2005: Ask Gary how this season went
2006: Who cares?
2007: Beat Calgary, beat San Jose
2008: Beat Nashville, Colorado, Dallas, and Pittsburgh (won the Stanley Cup)
2009: Beat Columbus, Anaheim, and Chicago
Winner: Detroit (the real losers are the good people of Manitoba and my heart goes out to them)
Category #4: Google Image Search [Team Name] + #1 Fan
Kid motherf***ing Rock