It’s called the Todd Bertuzzi.

I’ve been waiting a long time to post this.

Today is the day, we celebrate the unibomber, our unibomber, Mr. Todd Bertuzzi.

Four goals his last two games, the last three being absolutely sick.

Spinning all around getting everybody woozy
He’s 245 and he looks like a watoozi
Here he comes, he’s got the moves of Leonarduzi
I said uh uh, it’s called the Todd Bertuzzi
44, called the Todd Bertuzzi

These type of lyrics change the world.

(And the Canucks suck.)