Fetisov to Play in KHL

RT.com just posted this (credibility warning, their pic of Fetisov is actually Konstantinov):

Ice hockey legend Vyacheslav Fetisov is making his return to the ice, despite being 52 years old.  The press service of the KHL club CSKA Moscow has informed that the two-time Olympic champion has agreed to play for them in the league.

In related news, Chris Chelios filed a larceny report with Chicago Circuit Courts.  Apparently, his thunder was stolen.