Big Friggin’ Whoop


“NHL start Patrick Kane and his cousin stood before a judge Thursday afternoon, and plead guilty to disorderly conduct. That is a non-criminal violation, basically equivalent to a traffic ticket. His sentence, write an apology to the cab driver.”

Well I’m sure he’s learned his lesson. Way to go, legal system. I’ll use this as precedent if I ever find myself in a similar situation (which I won’t because I’m not a moron who get in a fight over twenty cents).
Now that we can finally put that to bed, let the jokes begin. He deserves EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.